There are two types of people in the world: those who react to learning that you can use touch screens with your tongue with disgust and those who immediately go to lick their phones.
i’m gonna go ahead and assume that the reason this doesn’t have many notes is because you’re all too busy making out with your phones
i’m so glad this has taken off because
i was right
Hahahaha the last two tags 😹😹😹
I kissed a phone and I liked iiitttt!
I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.
Amazingly true :)
I am so tired of being told that I’m different when around a certain person. Ok, please listen. People change. Understand that? Maybe I’m being different because I’m noticing a different shade of the person who is accusing me of acting different. So, please, stop!
Alright. If this is what life is like, I cannot wait for college with fall! This is just my first week of summer and I have been in my house for the majority of it! Someone, please! Rescue me from this insanity!